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Lola's Quinceañera

Lola's Quinceañera

Lola,

You are a force on four paws.

You’ve known me since I was 20 years old.
You were the first one to tell me that my ex was a horrible person by biting them at every chance you got.
Thank you for your canine wisdom.

In 2007, you won the coveted title of “Fastest Dog in Port Chester, New York” and earned a year’s worth of free dog food. You were #1 in puppy obedience school, out of 2 graduates.
Puppy cum laude.
Never underestimate the heart of a champion, from one Houston legend to another.

You are relentless in your pursuit of snacks and naps.

At 15 years of age, you have seen our family grow and expand.
You have moved cross-country twice.
We named our virtual band in Rock Band after you, Los Chiweenies. Yes, we toured Europe.
You earned your place in this family with your loyalty, companionship, and ability to cuddle in your soft old age.

In this day of your Quinceañera, we honor your life.
Your big chi-weenie heart.
The endless joy you have brought us.

Love, Your Tia